The Vogon Poetry Machine

New Poetry

Subject Speech Provider System default Piper Pocket Guardian Voice Poetry Voice

Samples use the selected provider and stay local; they never play through Lantern.

Speak through network Lanterns Dry run (preview only, no writes)

Voice Effects (Optional)

Pitch: Speed: Reverb: Bitcrush:

Allow generated DSP metadata when effect fields are blank

Public VPM Access Code

New code
Confirm new code
Set public access code

Requires the Lantern control token and updates the public Xephius code.

Create Poem Refresh History

Result

Ready for bureaucratically alarming art.

Commit to Archive & Speak Writes poem to disk and reads through Lantern

Poetry Archive

One durable library for VPM poems and status-update poems from Codex or Guardian.

Selected Poem

Pick a poem from history.

Replay through Network Lantern

TTS Provider Status

Mode

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Last provider

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Fallback

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Piper

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Pocket

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Open Pocket / Piper dashboard →

External Web Requests Log

Auto refresh logs

Selected Web Request

Pick a log entry to view details.