The Vogon Poetry Machine

Generate a new poem through Guardian and Hermes, then keep every result in a local archive for replay through the Network Lantern.

New Poetry

Subject Guardian Voice Poetry Voice Speak through network Lanterns

Voice Effects (Optional)

Pitch: Speed: Reverb: Bitcrush:

Allow generated DSP metadata when effect fields are blank

Access Code (if required)

Ready for bureaucratically alarming art.

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Replay through Network Lantern

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